Now I’d like everypony to form two single file lines, cosplayers to my left from largest to smallest, and casual to my right.
((Man, I’ve been needing a con lately, and the season’s just kickin’ off, this weekend’s gonna be fun!
I’ll be there, usually in cosplay Fri-Sun.
You’ll know it’s me, I’ll probably be whistling or something, I whistle.
Also, Enjoy PAXEast if you’re going to that!
Stay with the group, and keep track of your assigned buddy.
—The Intern
P.S. If you’re going to BAPC and need a hotel room, talk to me, I’ve got an open spot.))

Now I’d like everypony to form two single file lines, cosplayers to my left from largest to smallest, and casual to my right.

((Man, I’ve been needing a con lately, and the season’s just kickin’ off, this weekend’s gonna be fun!

I’ll be there, usually in cosplay Fri-Sun.

You’ll know it’s me, I’ll probably be whistling or something, I whistle.

Also, Enjoy PAXEast if you’re going to that!

Stay with the group, and keep track of your assigned buddy.

—The Intern

P.S. If you’re going to BAPC and need a hotel room, talk to me, I’ve got an open spot.))